Such a nice harmony. I may actually enjoy this song now.
For all you crotch rocket critters, Motorcycle Wipeouts. It amazes me that some of these guys walk away. I think it's great that they don't get injured, but to just destroy your motorcycle and walk away with a shrug baffles me. Don't get me started
about the wrecks on the road. Stupid gets what Stupid does.
+2 points to Kendraco for "catching" a slight change in format. As some of you may have noticed, there are only three Catch of the Day pictures now. That is on purpose and has been planned for some time. As part of the "new year", I decided to scale back the pictures by one in exchange for posting better quality pictures. Four pictures a day, plus Doubles and specials equals close to 2,000 pictures last year alone.
Granted, if quality was not the issue, I could have continued last year's pace for the next 30 years and never need to
replenish my stock. (close to 50 gig of files) Problem is, I felt like the overall quality of the pictures was getting to be lax. No one else here to blame but Management, so I made an executive decision. Don't fret. I'll make up for it with more links and cool videos.
For those who are interested, we are launching a SECOND Fantasy Football League. Apparently all the stress involved in our main league has people desiring something a little more fun. The League will be limited to 16 players, will be Points Only, and I plan to throw in a few twists and turns
along the way. We will Auto Draft on Labor Day, so get your ducks in a row and sign up. If you think you wanna play, here's what you need to know:
League Number: 567472 League Password: shark13
Football Fans: Sign-Ups are underway NOW for the Fantasy Football Pick'um Games. I've brought back all three from
last year: College Pick'um, Pro Football Pick'um, and Survival Football. New for this year, both Survival and Pro Pick'um will go all the way through the Play-offs. Of course, by that
late in the season, I'm either eliminated or too far behind to matter. Who knows, maybe this is my year. Here are the details you need for the games:
Floss Pics for Featured Friday. Always good to keep with what got you here. Hope your weekend goes well. If you are a Week Day Warrior, you have an extra day to slouch on the sofa. Enjoy it. All the rest of ya, I'll see
ya here tomorrow.
September 2nd, 2010
Thursday.
Now that is just pretty. It looks as if Hurricane Earl is gonna miss us, but we'll
definitely get a taste. Of course, as I say that, we may not see a drop of rain. The weather is
crazy like that.
It's "90210" Day. watDhell.
I mean, i see the significance of the numbers, but PLEASE. Let mangy, flea-bitten, dead dogs lie. None of us want to relive that horror.
Then again, if Beverly Hills is one of the first cities to go, I might could watch a season or two. This looks to be an awesome show and I plan to be a big fan. Every thing I've read so far backs up the anticipation, so we'll see.
September 1st, 2010
Wednesday.
Ain't he a cute little shit? Now before you even mention it, YES, I know it's a country song. It's also a very small child doing one hell of a good lip synch job. Justin Berber-Carpet-Baby can only dream of being this talented and the Simpson sister just
fell over dead. "There can be only one . . . ."
Now's your chance to prove your worth in the event of a Zombie Attack. YOU get to choose in which direction the story will go. Remember those books, as a child, where the story moved along based on your
choices? Same thing here. I'll forewarn you that the entire thing is basically an advertisement for pizza, but the ride it takes you on is fun and a little different. I expect this will be the way ALL movies are in the future. Then again, if I had the choice,
Buffy would have staked Edward Cullen first ten minutes then her and the emo chick would have fought in baby oil for the next three movies. (cue porn music)
Earl is close. I actually think this is gonna be a closer to us then they are calling for. I've been watching these models for a week now and it's slowly but surely
gotten more towards us.
For those who are interested, we are launching a SECOND Fantasy Football League. Apparently all the stress involved in our main league has people desiring something a little more fun. The League will be limited to 16 players, will be Points Only, and I plan to throw in a few twists and turns
along the way. We will Auto Draft on Labor Day, so get your ducks in a row and sign up. If you think you wanna play, here's what you need to know:
League Number: 567472 League Password: shark13
Hope your day goes well. I'm off to the farm today to pick peanuts. How fun does that sound? Till tomorrow.
August 30th, 2010
Monday.
Let me see you get this song out of your head. 1999 was great.
"Mess With The Bull, and you get the horns". At my count it's Bull 4, funny dressed Beatles band 0. Guess that's what you get for putting all those
toothpicks in his back. While i won't turn away from watching a bullfight, I do disagree with how it's done. In fact, if i'm being honest, I only watch the action when it involves a two-legger getting gored and trampled to a prune state. What can I say? I pull
for the underdog.
Well dayam. Talk about falling through on a birthday. As in the past, on my Dad's birthday, I always try to choose pictures that he would enjoy. This year was no different; however,
my dumb ass forgot to change the dates on the page. Yup, i'm the dumb ass. And while I don't know if he would have looked at them for sure, I do know that he read the page. Double Damn.
Oh well, those pictures are posted here today, so you and possibly him, can enjoy on a Monday. Happy Belated Birthday Pop. Got the song right too.
Lots of good stuff coming tomorrow. Zombies, Naked chicks, and yet ANOTHER chance to play Fantasy Football with us. Till then.
August 29th, 2010
Sunday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY !!
Today is my Dad's Birthday. Unfortunately, I cannot be with him this year, but I'm willing to bet I know the plan for the day. Enjoy
your steak, Pop. And don't be logging any more Geocaches.
This is a good song. If you didn't know that already. Timeless. No. I'm not misty eyed.
I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that an Airsoft Land Mine exists, or that
Kim Il Jong looks awfully happy to be riggin it up. Somewhere in this World, Gunnery
Sergeant Highway's soul just wept a tear. Guess this means no sample next time
i go through the Food Court.
August 28th, 2010
Saturday.
Such a good song. I was gonna post the Mostodan Version, but it's not the full song and it makes me wanna play video games. Can't have that now.
Someone needs to check Kelly Obsourne's Pulse. After looking at her new image, someone better check mine. Then again, she is the daughter to the
Prince of Darkness, so shape shifting is to be expected.
Football Fans: Sign-Ups are underway NOW for the Fantasy Football Pick'um Games. I've brought back all three from
last year: College Pick'um, Pro Football Pick'um, and Survival Football. New for this year, both Survival and Pro Pick'um will go all the way through the Play-offs. Of course, by that
late in the season, I'm either eliminated or too far behind to matter. Who knows, maybe this is my year. Here are the details you need for the games:
Poor Tiger Woods Finalized His Divorce on Monday.
It just happen to coincide with Elin Nordegren's PEOPLE interview that hit stands on
Tuesday. All of this after one of his WORST performances ever on the golf course. Poor, poor Tiger.
On Thursday, Tiger Shoots 65 To Lead Tournament. I'm not really sure what to say about that other than: Happy, happy Tiger.
Somewhere out there, Phil Mickleson's wife Amy is buying a latex outfit and a ball gag all in hopes that Lefty won't go Leave-y.
Tori Amos is the original bitter girl. I used to think she was sooooo HOT. Probably still is. And while I know I could Google Image Search, I'd just rather watch the video again. Hotness.
August 26th, 2010
Thursday.
Now THAT is what Rap is all about. Characters and the lives they live. DJ Sidetracked Easily has to be my hero. Lajoie is the man.
So that's How You Do That. Who knew that big machinery and little boats had so much in common?
I'm sure there's a chicken crossing the river joke in there as well. Little man on the barge apparently has nerves of steel.
I'm not sure what These Guys Are Doing, but every statue in Europe just got a hard-on. I'm pretty sure that PETA doesn't know about this.
August 25th, 2010
Wednesday.
HAPPY "40th"BIRTHDAY
TWOEYED WRANGLER!!!
Wow. I wish I would have had more time to prepare. Usually such an occasion warrants a Audrey Bitoni Fest, but I'll have to issue a rain check this time. If I would have realized it was this close, I might have give him a good
trade in the draft. Happy Birthday Homey. Hope your day goes twice as well as you deserve. If you get a chance, stop by the forum and send your regards.
So is it a good omen or bad for your team when a skydiver gets hung up on the ride in? And this is the Army's "professional" jump team. DOH.
Saw a demo of this game on the Xbox 360 last night and I must say that i'm intrigued. It plays a lot like the Grand Theft Auto games, but it's set in the middle of Mafia-land circa 1940's. Game play is decent, a mimic of GTA, but it's the "magazines" that
amaze me. As part of the game, you have to collect 'Girlie Mags' and the centerfold pictures within them. When you look at the picture, it appears to be a real centerfold image . . . . nipples and all. Nudity. Real image, not
pixilated. watDhell is that about? And this was the DEMO.
I can't imagine what the full game would allow. Might need to re-new my BlockBuster card and rent this one. Incidentally, the song kicks ass as well.
August 24th, 2010
Tuesday.
Not much here today. A medical emergancy within Tacy's family has me on the road today. I'll post more details as they become available.
August 23rd, 2010
Monday.
This is what I feel like I'm up against each year. That or imagine Helen Keller playing Battle Ship with mittens on. Of course, after posting this video, I may not live to see the draft.
It is finally Draft Day for the Shark13 Fantasy Football League. While I'm absolutely positive that I will phuhk up my own roster, it's always good
to Hear Some Advice. While the examples may be old, the core ideals are still true.
"Don't Draft a Dead Guy" has to be my favorite.
August 22nd, 2010
Sunday.
Oh my. I'm always a sucker for a girl who can ride the pole. The move at 3:13 is AWESOME. I was definitely digging the soundtrack until I found out it was on the Twilight soundtrack.
Kinda killed it for me. This Version is the original video of the song, minus the tween dweebs from Toelight.
One day left until we draft for the Shark13 Fantasy Football League. I'm definitely excited; however, I'm pretty sure I'll foul the whole
thing up. The Serenity League drafted yesterday and i actually got a decent team. We'll see how that plays out.
August 21st, 2010
Saturday.
All that talk of Iron Maiden yesterday had me wanting. "Wasted Years" is one of my favorite Maiden tunes ever. Before you ask, Dickenson. Don't really care for anyone else singing.
Football Fans: Sign-Ups are underway NOW for the Fantasy Football Pick'um Games. I've brought back all three from
last year: College Pick'um, Pro Football Pick'um, and Survival Football. New for this year, both Survival and Pro Pick'um will go all the way through the Play-offs. Of course, by that
late in the season, I'm either eliminated or too far behind to matter. Who knows, maybe this is my year. Here are the details you need for the games:
No better way to celebrate the heat of Summer than to enjoy watching the Winter. I can't even pretend to imagine I could pull off any of these tricks. I'm a broke bone case waiting to happen when it comes to snow and activities. Still love to watch though. Plus, I love
this track from Finger 11. Pretty sure I first heard this song on a snowboarding video game. watDhell is that about?
Football Fans: Sign-Ups are underway NOW for the Fantasy Football Pick'um Games. I've brought back all three from
last year: College Pick'um, Pro Football Pick'um, and Survival Football. New for this year, both Survival and Pro Pick'um will go all the way through the Play-offs. Of course, by that
late in the season, I'm either eliminated or too far behind to matter. Who knows, maybe this is my year. Here are the details you need for the games:
The Shark13 Fantasy Football League drafts on Monday night and I am sooooo NOT prepared. Maybe that's a good thing?? Last year I did all kinds of prep work
and then sucked balls. Less is more is gonna be my motto this year. Besides, the second league I play in will draft overnight tonight, so maybe that will give me some insight. I'm letting Yahoo pick most of that roster, so I'll probably do much
better. Figures.
Good to see that even ol' Iron Maiden likes a Slippery Nipple or two or twenty-seven. There is proof positive that they are not agents of Satan. Now self-righteous hound of Hell would be caught dead (or alive) drinking
such a thing. It's Peach-tini's for the Hell crowd now that Jersey Shore is allowed to be on T.V. Someone save us.
Back to the bread and butter for this Friday's Featured Catch: "God's Dental Floss". You got to love a nice piece of string.
August 19th, 2010
Thursday.
Yes, it's old. Yes, I've posted it before. And YES, Rachel is still sooooo Hot. Rod knew what he was doing from Day 1.
FIVE DAYS TILL DRAFT DAY. If you are wanting to get in on the action, Fantasy Football Sign-Ups are underway. Considering that I haven't done
a single bit of research, you'd think I'd be worried. I figure I can't do any worse than last year. Of course, the other league I play in drafts later tonight, so I'm hoping the results will give me some insight. Doubtful, but i'm hoping.
Till tomorrow.
August 18th, 2010
Wednesday.
I WANT MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW !!! I can only hope that Zilla's daughter isn't taking notes. If i'm sitting behind this woman in the drive thru, I'm pushing her car into traffic. Hopefully she would still have a leg in the car. This is
definitely one of those situations where a pot of hot coffee to the face would have been an easy solution.
Hump Day. Downhill from here.
August 17th, 2010
Tuesday.
Such a good song. I miss those days. I actually can't remember those days, but that's probably what I miss. So all that big talk of an update streak and I'm already off the wagon. I can actually blame this one on Franco, but ultimately I didn't get it done. Ten extra lashes for me. Yesterday was yet another day of wanting to kill people, but it gets better. I've been asked to help re-vamp the Housekeeping department at work, and I'm just not sure how I feel about that. I'm going in for a few hours
today to get my first look at the process. This is going to be fun. I'll keep ya posted.
In the meantime, all the CATCH PICS are here for yesterday and today. I'll try and get some updated Fantasy Sports info later this morning. Promise.
August 15th, 2010
Sunday.
I want one. Believe me, if Ralf and i lived in close enough proximity, we'd have a John Deere tractor rigged for something of this nature. Good engineering on this one. Look forward to seeing
the next round of modifications.
Hope your day of rest is restful. I'm back in the trenches at work and it sucks. People are just rude. What's worse is that they are usually rude and wrong at the same time. If i start taping conversations with the tour-ons now, I'll be able to
plead insanity when I freak out and slap someone. One more day after today and it's the weekend for me. Till tomorrow.
August 14th, 2010
Saturday.
And that is EXACTLY how it is with a cat. Does anyone else think this one sounds like Joe Pesci?
THIS KIND OF HEADLINE will definitely spur growth in certain areas of the country. I hear San Francisco is nice.
Not a lot going on today. As in recent months, I've been amassing hours at work over the weekends. This one is no different. I'm really looking forward to the day after Labor Day.
August 13th, 2010
Friday.
DOUBLE CATCH to celebrate the 13th. While I should have done more for today, yesterday's all day excursion left with little time and less
energy. Something about running around in the 103 degree heat while mosquitos feast on you. Hope your weekend goes well and tomorrow will be a brighter day.
August 12th, 2010
Thursday.
No wonder this ride is so popular among the tourists tour-ons. Guess that explains the $5.00 surcharge for the wet wipe and cigarette at the end as well. Now this poor guy has to try and figure out how to rig
some sort of rubber band ride in his bedroom back home in Kentucky.
Speaking of Kentucky, this is how they Catch Snapping Turtles in the Bluegrass State. I'm thinking this guy smokes way too much of the purple grass. Have to give him credit, from his
chainsaw busted grill to his Indian rebel yell, this guy is awesome. To top it off, he uses the entire turtle, tenderloin to beef. A turtle burger might be good later.
One more day till Friday. Good for you, sucks for me. With that said, Franco and i are gonna try to fit in some Geocaching today before my work week starts. Considering it's supposed to be a heat index of 102 degrees, that may change. Till tomorrow.
August 11th, 2010
Wednesday.
Kinda of a hit and run today. I hit the snooze button too many times, so now i'm running. Hope your Hump Day goes well. More tomorrow.
August 10th, 2010
Tuesday.
For those who liked the Rabbit Killing game, you are gonna LOVE the BEAR GUNNER GAME. Gun down those
ferocious grizzlies as your lost girlfriends find their way back to camp. The soundtrack is phenomenal, so turn up the speakers. I only had time to play once, but I managed to make quite a few rugs this day.
Day off today, so I plan to enjoy it. Hope your day goes well. Till tomorrow.
August 9th, 2010
Monday.
No better way to start the week than with a well rubbed opossum. I have no idea if this is real or satire, but that 'possum is real and that woman is a freak. For the record, there's a Possum Hygiene Video as well. watDhell. And where is PETA now? I
can benefit from whale blubber. WatDhell good is a possum other than Road Kill Rodeo??
FOUR SPOTS REMAIN in this year's Fantasy Football League. We are going to have a live draft on August 23rd as part of this page's birthday celebration. I have
no idea as to what else will be going on that day, but the Draft will definitely be the highlight. Thirteen days remain, so if you are thinking of playing, NOW is the time.
If you haven't seen it yet, try to catch this week's episode of "Top Shot" on The History Channel. Just
in case you are unfamiliar, this reality show is a shooting competition between some of the nation's best marksman. The trick: it's not always guns their firing. Last week was throwing knives and slingshots.
This week they are shooting at live fuses and running obstacle courses with gas filled balloons. It's actually a pretty good show. As someone mentioned on the Forum, the only
drawback is the occasional "drama" within the house, but I have to say, there isn't much at all. Do you really want to have a problem with someone who is a professional at carrying a gun? Give it a watch if you get a chance.
I'm waiting for the "wings off the fly" episode.
August 8th, 2010
Sunday.
Had to give you something to look at. Does anyone else get the impression that the guy is gay? Anyone? Bueller? The facial expressions. The praying to a Higher Power. The pinkie ring. Does anyone else find it oddly disturbing that his mouth is open A LOT further than hers? Repeat question #1.
Hope your Day of Rest goes well. I'm still grinding out my days on the early shift. Today is mass departure for this past week's tour-ons. I hope them all the best and safest
journeys
home. All for today, my wit tank is dry and I don't feel like sneezing.
August 7th, 2010
Saturday.
Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a statue that would TOTALLY kick the Statue of Liberty's ass. The 18 Meter Tall Gundam Suit is actually on tour to celebrate the
30th anniversary of the toy set. watDhell. G.I. Joe is pushing 80 years old and he only gets smaller. What's that about?
And don't anyone get pissed off because I said something could beat Lady Liberty's ass. It's the belief in her that will never die. Her body is French and I expect smells of rotten cheese and elderberries. Just to make sure
you're smiling, I'll leave you with a little NSFW humor:
A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he says.
"I going to commit suicide," she says.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blowjob."
So, she does. After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?".
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Till tomorrow....
August 6th, 2010
Friday.
The end of your week is basically the start of mine, so don't expect any sympathy from me. There's a storm off the coast and even though there is no chance of it
hitting us, I'm sure I'll have to answer 1,000 questions about it. Oh well. Hazards of the job I suppose.
Not much here today. I have a really early morning, and a series of unfortunate events has me in bed early. More tomorrow. Till then, have a good one.
August 5th, 2010
Thursday.
Now THAT is how I want to hunt deer this Fall. And yes . . . . that bird is sitting on the man's arm at the start of the video. watDhell?? How do you train something that damn big to hunt something that damn big that ISN'T YOU??? This is how a Stephen King novel starts . . . .
I finally managed to get a new phone. After much debate and research (not really), decided to go with the Blackberry Bold 9700.
I honestly think I would destroy or damage a touch screen, and the overall phone design isn't that much different from previous
cell phones. Granted, all my previous phones were just phones, maybe with a decent camera. This is my first "smart phone", and
probably the most complex one I've ever owned. I've just always used my cell
phone for just that . . . . . a phone. Will be interesting to see what all I can get into with this thing. If you have any tips, ideas, or suggestions, let me know.
August 4th, 2010
Wednesday.
While the object of the game, kill all the rabbits, is simple, it's the actual killing that can be difficult. This is another one of those Aim & Shoot games; however, this one brings in a few
new twists. Remember the Crash the Tower game? Same principle, but with cute little fuzzy bunnies. Death to them all.
With that in mind, this reminds me of one of my favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons. "What's Opera, Doc?" was originally
broadcast in the late 50's (1957), and has always been a must-watch for me. In an effort to spread the love, I even found an Arizona Version to post here today. Hope you enjoy.
Double Catch today to finish making up for my slackness last week. Hopefully I can shake off the cob webs, and finally settle into a routine. With school starting soon, I expect work will afford me a little more time
in the near future. I hope.
August 3rd, 2010
Tuesday.
Once again I have awoken with a spiked ball of pain and despair behind my left eye. While the thought of lying on the sofa with a ice pack shoved into my cranium brings
a small measure of relief, I am bound and determined to get back on track with the updates. Somehow I went over two years without missing a day, and now it's tough to make it
two weeks. watDhell?? Gonna work on that. As far as that make-up Double Catch post, you're gonna have to wait till tomorrow. For now, I'm off to self-lobotomize. Till tomorrow.
August 2nd, 2010
Monday.
In keeping with the "In Case You Missed It" theme, here's a little video filmed by some idiots riding in their jon boat. Why do I call them idiots? Because they are stoopid enough to ride through a pack of hungry gators in a flat bottom aluminum boat while laughing about the entire thing.
Don't get it twisted. I'd definitely ride down that same stretch of water, but the only thing you would hear is the chambering of bullets. Anyone need a pair of boots?
Hoping to continue my string of decent finishes. Had a decent finish this week, but I also had Tony Stewart sitting on the bench. watDhell? Five races left before the chase, so there's plenty of time left for me to go down in flames.
Another week, another hold my place. I was hoping to make up some ground on Zilla, but I'm not sure I see that happening. Hopefully he'll over sleep this week and forget to pick a roster.
Start of the work week for you, but finally the end of mine. It's been one of those weeks. It's times like these I can justify calling them 'Tour-ons'. I'm making up for lost time with the Catch pics. Double Catch today
to make-up for Saturday. Figure I'll spread the wealth and settle the balance tomorrow. Till then.
August 1st, 2010
Sunday.
Here's an addition to the 'Must See Movie List'. School girls with swords. If i said nothing else, that would be enough.
This one has been on the airwaves for some time now, but I'm just getting around to posting it. Take a look at: Best Soccer Celebration Ever. Definite points
for Originality. Bonus Points for giving the other team a good reason to stomp your ass into the ground after the game.
Back in the saddle after a few days away from the page. Don't get it twisted, I've been busting my ass at work all weekend. I figured with the start of the month i should try
to get back on track. I'll catch up the Catch pics tomorrow to start the week off right. Till then.
