Don't piss off the Pitcher. I'm just saying . . . .
Lindsay Lohan asks, "Got Lawyer?". Little Miss Thing has been out of the news for far too long and has decided to sue someone.
Who is the target of this particular lame attempt at spotlight retrieval: the eTrade Baby Commercial.
Apparently Lindsay Lohan thinks that She is the lactose loving lubrious lady lampooned in the layout. Feeling guilty much?? Who is she kidding? Does she actually think
she's important enough for a commercial in general? And we're talking a Super Bowl ad, so she must be feeling really special. Don't kid yourself, Honey. Personally, I don't know a single man that wants to be with you
for your personality OR your looks. Long story short: Lindsay has NOTHING going for her. Case closed. End of story. Someone shove her back under a rock. Rock on eBaby.
